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You want a piece of fabric that covers your areolas or nipps? You want to help children (and some adults) with their literary skills from 5 feet away? Then look no further.

This is the "Intelligent & Stressed" unisex tee, in Navy.  
If you need more information about this tee, check out the Product Information.
Go ahead. You know you're curious about the blend... 

Intelligent & Stressed (Navy)

  • Let's get into the important stuff about this tee:

    • 100% combed and ring spun cotton. Yeah, it's pretty bougie. Singing Lizzo lyrics, claiming it's "100% dat betch" cotton. And demanded we put a ring on it before we decided to "spin anything". So yes, this tee comes with - spunk.
    • Pre-shrunk fabric. Even though we know this tee will most likely get washed 4 times in it's 12+ year ownership with you, we wanted to make sure that it fits the same, as when it first arrived.
    • No tear away label. Once you get your tee, glance at the label to make sure that it's the correct size. Then try it on to make sure it fits nicely. It does? Good. You have done your due diligence for the week. Now cut that label off and continue with your day. I know it's not tear away, but that's why man created scissors. The only thing that should make you scratch your back is the frigid weather & your dehydrated skin. And you got cocoa butter to remedy that.
    • Durable material. Whether you wash it 4 times, or 400 (like a weirdo), during it's lifetime - it won't fade, fray, or thin.
      It's as reliable as a Honda Accord. Choose any model, any year. It'll still be in great enough condition to pass down to your children, because you actually VALUE your family heirlooms.
      It can be worn like a welcomed classic, like "Space Balls: The Movie" or "Back to the Future".
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